That’s the title of my upcoming blockbuster bestselling ..er… Book.
This book will be written by YOU and Me.
My best tweets.Judged by your Retweets.
Breaking News: Tennis Decision Announced .Leander Paes to mostly play with himself.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 21, 2012
Some guys blocked the road, Then they saw me using the internet on my phone and tried to block that by waving their arms around in the air.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) May 31, 2012
“Don’t Angry me ??!? Akshay grammar bad.” – Hulk watching Rowdy Rathore.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 2, 2012
So happy to hear about this song “Halkat Jawani”. I’ve heard they’re also working on “Chutiya Budhapa”. Can’t wait.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 8, 2012
This has got to be one of the most amazing flat tummy transformations a woman has ever had. Ever. (today’s papers) twitter.com/HoeZaay/status…
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 9, 2012
Breaking : Apple still the top manufacturer of devices that enable you to say “Chutiye , tere paas kitna paisa hai ?” #WWDC
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 11, 2012
Breaking : Apple announces that they are going to sue Google for coming up with Apple’s amazing new ideas for #iOS6 before them. #WWDC
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 11, 2012
If i could have just one wish, I’d wish that the assholes with their high beams could see me giving them the finger.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 13, 2012
Is this how we pick our President ? Shame on us. I say we get all the nominees for #President on Roadies and let Raghu decide.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 14, 2012
If you’re reading this right now, chances are you’re slightly depressed and / or an insomniac with an addiction to twitter. RT if I’m right.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 14, 2012
Retweets are like Gigantic penises. Everybody wants one.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 15, 2012
Just admit it.You had No reason to be touching your phone right now, but you did, and you ended up reading this.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 15, 2012
#TruthIs what bothers you now will have you laughing later on. Time heals everything. Unless you get hit by a truck. Then not so much.
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 20, 2012
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